The Lobster

"That night, in my sleep, I dreamt that we lived in a big house together in the city with a large, well-lit kitchen, and I was wearing dark blue trousers and a tight cream blouse and he took my clothes off and fucked me up the ass."

"We developed a code so that we can communicate with each other even in front of the others without them knowing what we are saying. When we turn our heads to the left it means "I love you more than anything in the world" and when we turn our heads to the right it means "watch out, were in danger". We had to be very careful in the beginning not to mix up "I love you more than anything in the world" with "watch out, were in danger". When we raise our left arm it means "I want to dance in your arms", when we make a fist and put it behind our backs it means "lets fuck". The code grew and grew as time went by and within a few weeks we could talk about almost anything without even opening our mouths."

"Some punishments are worse than other punishments. Having your thumb cut is worse than having your head shaved. And having a hot boiled egg under your armpit is worse than having your leg kicked. The punishment I am afraid of isnt the Red Kiss but another one, that is called the Red Intercourse."

"He didnt burst into tears and he didnt think that the first thing most people do when they realise someone doesnt love them anymore is cry."

"Loner Leader: We dance alone. Thats why we only play electronic music."

"Angeliki Papoulia - Heartless Woman"

"One day, as he was playing golf, he thought that it is more difficult to pretend that you do have feelings when you dont that to pretend you dont have feelings when you do."

"Rachel Weisz - Shortsighted Woman"

"Roger Ashton-Griffiths - Doctor"

"Now the fact that you will turn into an animal if you fail to fall in love with someone during your stay here is not something that should upset you or get you down. Just think, as an animal youll have a second chance to find a companion. But, even then, you must be careful; you need to choose a companion that is a similar type of animal to you. A wolf and a penguin could never live together, nor could a camel and a hippopotamus. That would be absurd."

"Nosebleed Woman: Im sorry, Ive got blood on your shirt. But dont worry, there are many ways to remove bloodstains from clothing. One way is to rinse the clothes with cold water then rub with sea salt. Another way is to scrub the stains with cotton wool dipped in ammonia. The third way is to mix flour and water into a paste, like toothpaste, especially if the clothes are delicate or brightly coloured. But just never use warm water on blood, ever."

"Ben Whishaw - Limping Man (John)"