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"Omid Djalili - Guru Satchabigknoba / Gagandeep Singh"
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The Love Guru is a 2008 romantic comedy film directed by Marco Schnabel in his directorial debut. It was written and produced by Mike Myers, who was the leading cast-member along with Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco, Meagan Good, Verne Troyer, John Oliver, Omid Djalili, and Ben Kingsley. The film follows Pitka (Myers), a guru who is tasked with revitalizing the Toronto Maple Leafs ho
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"Mike Myers - Guru Maurice Pitka / Young Pitka / Teenage Pitka / Himself"
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"Although I was raised here in India, I was born in America, which is where our journey begins. Its the story of a hockey player, named Darren Roanoke. My most resistant student, who became my greatest teacher... Or some such bullshit, I dont know."
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"Justin Timberlake - Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé"
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"Manu Narayan - Rajneesh, Pitkas assistant"
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"Verne Troyer - Coach Punch Cherkov"
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"Roomany Malco - Darren Roanoke"
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"Telma Hopkins - Lillian Roanoke"
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"Ben Kingsley - Guru Tugginmypudha"
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"Rob Huebel - Bar Patron / Cameo"
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"In my book, "If youre happy and you know it, Think again", I speak of the teachings of Intimacy, or Into-Me-I-See™. Intimacy is like putting your Wiener on a table and having someone say. Hey, That looks like a Penis, Only smaller! [Laughs] Only Smaller..."
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