The Mask (film)

"[after being flattened onto the road] Look, Ma, Im roadkill! Ha ha ha!"

"Jeremy Roberts as Bobby the Bouncer"

"Im just an ex-employee, whos come for his back pay. Or should I say, PAYBACK!"

"Richard Jeni as Charlie Schumaker"

"Uh-oh...cant make the scene if you dont have the green; I better make a little stop."

"Ladies and gentlemen, Ill be your host for the remainder of the evening."