The Nut Job

"[first lines of the film; voice over] When youre an animal, lifes a balancing act. Each day is a quest to find food to survive. Its a tough nut to crack. Wait... you think Im one of those pigeons? No, no, no, no. This is me right here. I mean, I got no problem with my feathered friends. (In fact, I get a real kick out of em.) Theyre really soft on the feet. And theyre always building these little picnic baskets that offer the occasional treat. Apparently, not today. Thanks for nothin. At the end of the day, Im just like all you fine people. Im no hero. Im just a squirrel trying to get a nut. Oh, and thats my buddy named... well, Buddy. He dont talk much. Yeah, they say the worlds there for the taking. So thats just what were gonna do."

"We dig here, from the alley into the basement."

"Were talking almonds, pistachios, walnuts, Brazils. [King: Enough cashews to buy yourselves a racetrack.] And did I mention the peanut brittle? [Johnny: Is that a candy, or a nut?] [chuckles] Both."

"Buddy, we found it! The lost city of Nutlantis!"

"[mousetrap] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! Omf! [Precious barking] [Lucky: Shut her up, Fingers!] [Fingers: I got this.]"

"[referring to Grayson] Buddy, watch him. And keep him away from sharp objects."

"YOU DONT NEED A CAPE! I cant help the park alone. Im not a hero, but you are. Last summer during that heatwave, who discovered that broken sprinkler so everyone could have water? [Grayson: I did?] Thats right. They believe in heroes. So snap out of it and be one! Its hero time."

"Do you really think Grayson should be coming with me? I dont think hes recovered from that hit on the head."

"[looks around the nut store] This is incredible! Theres enough food here to feed the park for years!"

"[last lines of the film; voice over] Yeah, they say lifes there for the taking. But the truth is, lifes really there for the sharing. Once you realize that, you might discover theres a little hero in all of us. After all, were all a little nuts."

"You shouldve had a trial, Surly. Im sorry."

"Okay, we get in, we fill our bellies, but we do it my way."