The Player (film)

"[after watching The Bicycle Thief] Great movie, huh? So refreshing to see something like this after all these... cop movies and, you know, things we do. Maybe well do a remake of this!"

"I was just thinking what an interesting concept it is to eliminate the writer from the artistic process. If we could just get rid of these actors and directors, maybe weve got something here."

"This is a red wine glass. Can I have my water in a water glass?"

"I like words and letters, but Im not crazy about complete sentences."

"Can we talk about something other than Hollywood for a change? Were educated people."

"Malcolm McDowell: Griffin? Griffin! Hi, how are you? Listen: the next time you want to badmouth me, have the courage to do it to my face. You guys are all the same."

"Everything youve heard is true!"

"In Hollywood, its not who you know, its who you kill."