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"A love story with only one thing on its mind..."

There's Something About Mary
There's Something About Mary
There's Something About Mary is a 1998 American romantic comedy film directed by the Farrelly brothers, who co-wrote the screenplay with Ed Decter and John J. Strauss. The film features Cameron Diaz as the title character, while Ben Stiller, Matt Dillon, Lee Evans, and Chris Elliott all play characters who are in love with Mary, and vying for her affection.
"A love story with only one thing on its mind..."
"Theres Just Something About Her..."
"Lee Evans — Tucker / Norm Phipps"
"Richard Tyson — Detective Krevoy"
"The most fun you can have on video."
"Here youve been in therapy, you know, thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and really it turns out that getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you."
"[about Mary] I couldnt believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didnt know my name."
"[while spying on Mary] Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package... affirmative."
"The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker."
"Warning: The guys who did Dumb & Dumber and Kingpin bring you a love story."
"No animals were harmed in the making of this movie. Everybody else was on their own."
"Willie Garson — Dr. Zit Face / High School Pal Bob"