Thomas Lansing Masson

"Hamlet is the tragedy of tackling a family problem too soon after college"

"“Be yourself” is about the worst advice you can give some people."

"Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can complain that it doesnt hold water."

"Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional record."

"Readers of Tom Massons charming little stories, light essays and graceful verse, would hardly suspect the author of being a constant student of the philosophy of Kant, Schopenhauer and Plato; yet a philosopher Mr. Masson certainly is, and the depth of his philosophy is proven by this gem from his recent volume, A Corner in Women:"

"The love game is never called off on account of darkness."

"No brain is stronger than its weakest think."

"If you want to be a flaming youth, you must have money to burn."

"Happiness is the feeling we experience when we are too busy to be miserable."