Tin Cup

"[to Molly] "Fuck." "Shit." These are highly technical golf terms; Youre using them on your first lesson. This is promising."

"Does my inner child need a spanking?"

"[to Molly] Im going to qualify for the U.S. Open and kick your boyfriends ass. Whatever you think of me, you should know he hates old people, children, and dogs."

"Way Im swinging today, nothing bugs me except insufficient applause."

"Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?"

"You know someone once said that golf and sex are the only two things you dont have to be good at to enjoy."

"Well, what the hell? You ride her until she bucks you or dont ride at all."

"I can always tell when someones lying to himself. But I am quite susceptible and frequently wrong when that person lies to me!"

"Look, boss, I only got one rule. And thats never bet money that you dont have on a dog race with an ex-girlfriend who happens to be a stripper."

"[to Roy] Youre a head case. You always have been, always will be."

"I find him... mildly attractive when hes obnoxious and arrogant like this."

"[to Roy] You wont listen to me, will you? Even when Im trying to help you, man. After all these years you think Im full of shit?"