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"I tour the South, though, I do. I love touring the South. Some people up North are afraid of the South, its weird. Ill do a show in, like, Alabama. Ill tell someone I did a show in Alabama and theyll be like, "Oh my God! What was that like?" Oh, you know, chairs, a microphone. Oh, Im sorry, I know what youre looking for. Ill tell you what it was like. Well, I flew into Birmingham. The Imperial Wizard from the Klan picked me up at the airport. Rode to the club on the back of an old mule. Tried to get a joke out over the shouts of "jewboy go home." At the end of the night I go "Wheres my check?" They go, "Youre not gettin a check. Youre gettin this bag of porkrinds." Is that the answer you were looking for, you narrow-minded fake-liberal fuck?"
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Todd Barry
