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"Heres 20 nicker, now go buy yourselves a nice big tin of sticky-sticky and fuck off back to Noddyland!"
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Twin Town
Twin Town is a 1997 British dark comedy crime film, filmed mainly around Port Talbot and set in Swansea, Wales. It was directed by Kevin Allen and had a working title of Hot Dog; a hot dog van features in a number of scenes in the film. It stars real-life brothers Rhys Ifans and Llŷr Ifans along with Dougray Scott. The director appears on screen, briefly seen as a show host on a TV set in the stat
"Heres 20 nicker, now go buy yourselves a nice big tin of sticky-sticky and fuck off back to Noddyland!"
"Youre an iffy copper that does a little bit a this, a little bit a that, but knows where to draw the thin blue line right fuckin wrong, dont ya, Greyo?"
"Rugby. Tom Jones. Male Voice Choirs. Shirley Bassey. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantisiliogogogch. Snowdonia. Prince of Wales. Anthony Hopkins. Daffodils. Sheep. Sheep Lovers. Coal. Slate Quarries. The Blaenau Ffestiniog Dinkey-Doo Miniature Railway. Now If Thats Your Idea Of Thousands Of Years Of Welsh Culture, You Cant Blame Us For Trying To Liven The Place Up A Little Can You?"
"Llŷr Ifans (cred. Llyr Evans) - Julian Lewis"
"William Thomas - Bryn Cartwright"
"Jenny Evans - Bonny Cartwright"
"Sue Roderick - Lucy Cartwright"
"Adie, driving cars that dont belong to them, at 90 miles an hour, on the wrong side of the road, is just starting to take the fucking piss!"
"I built this club up from nothing, and I fucking loves it!"