Underdog (film)

"Excuse me, why do you people have pantyhose on your heads?"

"[opening lines] Ladies and gentlemen, this is Simon Barsinister, the wickedest man in the world. He was evil and crazy. Simon and his wacky henchmen, Cad, schemed to rule the universe. But each time, they were foiled by me, the greatest superhero who ever lived, Underdog!"

"Right, talking dog will try to make things normal."

"Theres no need to fright, Underdogs got bite! Nope, thats not it either."

"When old ladies are falling, Im not slow, and its a hip-hip-hip and away I go!"

"You can put the doggy door there!"

"Theres no need to worry, Underdog is furry! No, thats not it."

"Dont worry, it will only hurt a lot."

"Its OK. You all make mistakes. But I forgive you.Thats the kind of person I am...humble."

"You know what the saddest part is? You thought they loved you but they only loved the power that I gave you."

"Shoeshine, isnt it? Or shall I address you by your nom de guerre, Underdog. [Shoeshine: Its "Shoeshine".] [Dan: He can talk?]"

"Turns out, Barsinister didnt want me, he wanted my DNA. He took away my superpowers and put them in a little blue pill but that wasnt the worst of it."