Weird Science (film)

"So...what would you little maniacs like to do first?"

"You know, theres going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, Im not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals."

"[to Wyatts grandparents after they arrive unannounced] You ought to know better than to walk into somebodys house and start hitting people with your Rex Harrison hat!"

"How bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?"

"You two donkey-dicks couldnt get laid in a morgue."

"Something weird is happening at Wyatt and Garys."

"If you cant get a date, make one!"

"Its all in the name of science. Weird Science."

"Gary and Wyatt have created the perfect woman. And shell do anything they say all in the name of science."

"They went from zeroes to heroes in one fantastic weekend."

"If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, its a mindscramble. Hurts so good."

"Im gonna tell Mom and Dad everything. Im even considering makin up some shit!"