Willow (film)

"Absolutely, under no condition whatsoever, is anyone in this family to fall in love with that baby!"

"Youre a great warrior, and a swordsman. And youre ten times bigger than I am, stupid!"

"Goodbye, Sticks. If you really are a princess, take care of him."

"Get your hair out of my face or Ill chop it off."

"You dare to challenge me? Youre not warriors. Youre pigs! Toa thonna mondarr! Nocklith! Vohkbar! YOURE ALL PIGS! PIGS! PIGS!"

"Traitor child. I must despise you now."

"Burglekutt, let me out of here. Ill take care of the baby, I swear. Just let me out of here... Please. Vohnkar, let me borrow that spear just for a minute. Well... Well at least give me some water. Burglekutt, dont leave me alone here with these two! UHH! Well that was really stupid, Peck."

"I will consult the bones!! [Disperses the bones on the ground, pausing for a moment, then whispering to Willow discreetly] ... The bones tell me... nothing."

"I didnt ask you to bring me a dead nursemaid. Sorsha, youre useless."

"Magic is the bloodstream of the universe. Forget all you know, or think you know. All that you require is your intuition."

"Is that the extent of your power, little one?"

"Her name is not Sticks. Shes Elora Danan, the future Empress of Tir Asleen...and the last thing shes gonna want is a hairy chest!"