Willy's Wonderland

"I’m sorry, but I’m just not okay with letting somebody burn alive in there if we can do something about it."

"This town has a dark history and it all starts with this horrible place."

"[to Sheriff Eloise Lund] You don’t understand. You’ve locked the wrong guy up in here. Hes not trapped in there with them. Theyre trapped in here with him."

"Then what are you? You’re complicit. You’re just another cult member recruited by the sheriff to do all of her dirty work."

"You don’t know what it’s like living with her. My entire life, it’s like I’ve been a ghost. And no matter what I do, it doesn’t change who she is. So I thought maybe I could do something right and burn this fucking place down. So I am doing something. What about you? Hmm? You just gonna sit there and watch all of this happen and not do anything about it?"

"What’s worse, the dead body you saw, or the guy that you left to die? Are you ready to be a murderer? Because that’s exactly what you’re gonna be. You’re gonna be a cold-blooded… [The tires squeal as Deputy Evan Olson stops the police car]"

"[singing with other animatronics] We’re All Friends. We Like to Play. Play, play, play every night and day. We’re All Friends. We Like to Sing. Sing, sing, sing; it’s a wonderful thing! We’re All Friends. We Like to Run. Run, run, run to the beat of the drum. We’re All Friends. We Like to Dance. Dance, dance, dance like there’s ants in our pants. [speaking] Have you been to my Super Happy Fun Room yet? Well, what are you waiting for? [singing with other animatronics] The Super Happy Fun Room is super happy fun. Join us in the Fun Room, where you’ll be number one. Popcorn, cake, and hot dogs, soda and candy too. The Super Happy Fun Room."

"[in a commercial] Hey, kids! You know what time it is? Its birthday time! [singing with other animatronics] Its your birthday, and we want you to have fun. Its your birthday, so lets party everyone. Its your birthday, and we want you to have fun. Its your birthday, so lets party everyone. [speaking] Okay now, kids. Clap your hands like theres no tomorrow. [singing with other animatronics] We welcome you to Willys, where everyones your friend. [speaking] Thats right. [singing with other animatronics] Here at Willys Wonderland, the good times never end. Birthday fun for everyone, how old are you today? Everyone at Willys is hoping you will stay. [speaking] Forever! [singing with other animatronics] Its birthday time, its birthday time, its birthday time. Lets cheer at Willys Wonderland! [speaking] Proudly serving families since 1984."

"[to The Janitor] Im gonna feast on your face!"

"Look at all these naughty birthday boys and birthday girls. I think it’s time for them to go nightie night. [singing with other animatronics] It’s your birthday and we want you to have fun. [Their voices distort] It’s your birthday, so let’s kill everyone..."

"Oh. Stupid idiots. It’ll just incite him more. [to Willy Weasel, apologetically] Willy, this guy does not act for us. His actions should in no way reflect on the town of Hayesville. You know that, right, Willy? [to Deputy Evan Olson, holding The Janitor at gunpoint] Well, cuff him. For God’s sakes, cuff him."

"Okay, shut up. Guys. If we’re doing this, we’re gonna do this as a mission, not a field trip. Are you with me or not?"