Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!

"[to Tad] Like do you know she has six smiles? One when something really makes her laugh. One when shes making plans. One when she is laughing out of politeness. One when she is uncomfortable. One when she is making fun of herself. And one when... shes talking about her friends."

"I told you to guard your carnal treasure! You practically chucked it at him!"

"You have five smiles, Pete. One when you think someone an idiot. One when you think someones REALLY an idiot. One when youre singing to Barry White. One when youre getting all dressed up. And one when youre looking at me."

"Richard Levy: [showing Tad a tabloid cover story] Congratulations. Youre actually drinking, driving, smoking, leering and groping at the same time. Which on one hand, is just about the coolest thing ever...but on the other hand, maybe isnt so great for the image."

"Hey, if you feel it and you dont do everything in your power to reach for it, then youre basically slapping life in the face."

"Henry Futch: Sometimes Goliath kicks the shit out of David. Its just nobody bothers to tell that story."

"Cathy Feely: [to Tad] And at which point, Tad. If you are going back to the airport, I will ride with you, and by the Route 73 cloverleaf, I will have given myself to you in ways youve only read about in the drugstore!"

"[summing up the "Win a Date" contest] Heaven is just a mouse click away."

"I am the boy-next-door... if you live in a dysfunctional neighborhood."

"I cant go with you Tad, because you dont love me, you maybe want to love me. But I think what you love right now is the idea of me. You cant love someone for what they stand for or seem to be. You have to love them for their details, for the little things that are true of them and only them."

"[giving Rosalee some parting advice before her big date] Guard your carnal treasure."

"Tad Hamilton is an actor. How do you know hes not acting with you?"