Wizards (film)

"Im too old for this sort of thing. Just wake me up when the planets destroyed."

"Oh, why dont you sit there for a couple of hours while I figure it out?"

"[leading Peace by a rope] All right, creep, Now before I untie you, I wanna tell you a couple of things, and I want you to listen, and listen carefully. This has been the biggest bummer of a trip Ive ever been on; but if you let me down, or you hurt my friends, especially the broad, I got stuff planned for you thatll take twenty years to kill ya."

"Oh yeah... one more thing: Im glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch!"

"I have always been good, and could even... be better sometimes."

"[clapping] You always did need an audience, you sap."