Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allen is an American filmmaker, actor, writer, and comedian. In a career spanning eight decades, he has written for film, television, and theater. Allen has received many accolades, including the most wins and nominations for the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. He has won four Academy Awards, ten BAFTA Awards, two Golden Globe Awards and a Grammy Award, as well as nomin
"Death is a state of non-being. That which is not, does not exist. Therefore death does not exist. Only truth exists. Truth and beauty. Each is interchangeable, but are aspects of themselves. Er, what specifically did they say they had in mind for me?"
Woody Allen"To you Im an atheist; to God, Im the Loyal Opposition."
Woody Allen"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf wont get much sleep."
Woody Allen"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
Woody Allen"Hey listen — Ive proved a lot of things. Thats how I pay my rent. Theories and little observations. A puckish remark now and then. Occasional maxims. It beats picking olives, but lets not get carried away."
Woody Allen"My second wife was beautiful, but lacked real passion. I recall once, while we were making love, a curious optical illusion occurred and for a split second it almost looked as though she was moving."
Woody Allen
