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Yellowbeard is a 1983 comedy film directed by Mel Damski and written by Graham Chapman, Peter Cook, Bernard McKenna, and David Sherlock, with an ensemble cast featuring Chapman, Cook, Peter Boyle, Cheech & Chong, Martin Hewitt, Michael Hordern, Eric Idle, Madeline Kahn, James Mason, John Cleese, and the final cinematic appearances of Marty Feldman, Spike Milligan, and Peter Bull.
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"If theres one thing Ive learned, its learning things never taught me nuthin. And books is the worst."
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"Oh, bugger me, youve sodded the whole thing up like the stupid little twerp that you are. I was recreating what happened to me twenty years ago, man and boy."
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"Graham Chapman - Captain Yellowbeard"
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"Dyings the easy way out. You wont catch me dying. Theyll have to kill me before I die!"
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"Swashbucklers, pirates, public floggings, saucy tarts, beggars, queens, & jolly rogers."
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"The greatest comedy cast ever assembled for a movie! Everyone whos ever been funny!!!"
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"[recreating the path to where the treasure is buried] Stagger, stagger, crawl, crawl, jump..."
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"The pirate Yellowbeard captured many other galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole. Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips, he was caught and imprisoned... for tax evasion."
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"Kenneth Mars - Mr. Crisp and Verdugo"
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"John Cleese - Harvey Blind Pew"
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"Greta Blackburn - Mr. Prostitute"
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