Zeugmata

"We must, indeed, all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately."

"Its like an episode of "Yes, Prime Minister" with no Sir Humphrey, no Sir Bernard and no laughter."

"My blood sugar fell dramatically and so did I."

"The iconoclast Henry Sherfield in 1630 broke not only a window depicting God the Father in St Edmunds, Salisbury, but also his own leg while standing on a pew to do it."

"Lord Cameron of Chipping Norton takes the oath and his seat in the Upper House after his bombshell return as Foreign Secretary in the reshuffle."

"...was crucified, dead and buried..."

"When all the clowns that you have commissioned have died in battle or in vain."

"A good sermon should be about God and about eight minutes long."

"[Ed Davey should] clear his diary, clear his desk, and clear off."

"He left the room with neither his hat nor his dignity."

"You may leave with an improved knowledge of coastal defences and an ice cream."

"She made no reply, up her mind, and a dash for the door."