The son-of-a-bitch would shoot me just to make book on which way I'd fall!
- Lived
- 1872–1933
- Born
- Benicia
- Died
- Palm Beach
- Nationality
- United States
- Known as
- architect, interior designer, humorist
- Era
- 20th century
- Movement
- Mediterranean Revival architecture
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Works (13)
...talking as though the Standard Oil Company was the smallest thing he owned.
He has no manners—he just has customs.
A cow couldn't find its calf in this room.
Two ideas in his head at once would constitute an unlawful assembly.
...teeth set out by a landscape gardener...
...Louis Fourteenth Street furniture...
People who love in glass houses should pull down the blinds.
Misery loves company but company does not reciprocate.
Be held truthful that your lies may count.
The wages of gin is breath.
Many are called, but few get up.
Where there's a will, there's a law suit.