A cow couldn't find its calf in this room

Quote byAddison Mizner · 1872–1933

Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: From his sketchbook.

English (original)

A cow couldn't find its calf in this room.

— Addison Mizner

The wages of gin is breath.

Misery loves company but company does not reciprocate.

Where there's a will, there's a law suit.

Many are called, but few get up.

Be held truthful that your lies may count.

People who love in glass houses should pull down the blinds.