John Mushmouth Johnson

You’ll hear from me down in Africa shootin’ craps.

We used to have a little gambling here, but the dust is an inch thick upstairs. You can’t judge by this. All the rest of the week, it will be like a graveyard.

I bought a lot on a prairie where a town afterwards was located.

I didn’t exactly do much book learning, I went out to see where the money grew. Some of those who know me say that I found it.

You bother me anymore, I'll have you in the penitentiary, and you'll stay there 'til I let you out.

When my family went in for religion and all that, I didn't really fancy so much learning and went out to see where the money grew. Some of those who know me say I found it.