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"Study Herod, madame, study Herod."
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Ambrose Bierce"Advice, n. The smallest current coin."
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce was an American author, journalist, and poet. A prolific and versatile writer, Bierce was regarded as one of the most influential journalists in the United States and as a pioneering writer of realist fiction. For his horror writing, Michael Dirda ranked him alongside Edgar Allan Poe and H. P. Lovecraft. S. T. Joshi speculates that he may well be the greatest satirist Ameri
"Study Herod, madame, study Herod."
"Back, n. That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity."
"Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having."
"Brain, n. An apparatus with which we think that we think... In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office."
"Diplomacy, n. The patriotic art of lying for ones country."
"War is Gods way of teaching Americans geography."