[after Cassandra uses her powers on him for the first time] My brain c — Deadpool & Wolverine

"The Sacred Timeline. I assume Im going to Marvel at how Cinematic it feels? Gratuitous cameos? Indiscriminate use of Variants, the whole package?"

"[Discovering Logans comics-accurate X-Man suit] Ooh! Look at those jammies. That only took twenty fuckin years!"

"[wearing his new suit] Fucking A! Ugh, its perfect! FYI, your tailor is a predator, but I love it! Snug, no camel toe, new car smell, and adamantium katanas?? You shouldnt have! Go ahead, take it in. And yes, your underwear is getting tighter. [Points to a TVA employee] That guy knows what Im talking about. His clothes say, "middle manager", but his eyes say, "Fucky, fucky!"

"[sees his new suit] Oh, ho-ho-ho, fuck off! Adorn me, beardo!"

"Im more of a "one week on, one week off" kinda guy. I think its what they do in Denmark. You know, youll never see a Danish flag on the moon, but... Goddammit, theyre happy."

"[in a delected scene] Oh, please. You think I havent seen Doctor Ant and the Quantum-verse of Madness?"