Deadpool & Wolverine

"The Sacred Timeline. I assume Im going to Marvel at how Cinematic it feels? Gratuitous cameos? Indiscriminate use of Variants, the whole package?"

"[Discovering Logans comics-accurate X-Man suit] Ooh! Look at those jammies. That only took twenty fuckin years!"

"[wearing his new suit] Fucking A! Ugh, its perfect! FYI, your tailor is a predator, but I love it! Snug, no camel toe, new car smell, and adamantium katanas?? You shouldnt have! Go ahead, take it in. And yes, your underwear is getting tighter. [Points to a TVA employee] That guy knows what Im talking about. His clothes say, "middle manager", but his eyes say, "Fucky, fucky!"

"[sees his new suit] Oh, ho-ho-ho, fuck off! Adorn me, beardo!"

"Im more of a "one week on, one week off" kinda guy. I think its what they do in Denmark. You know, youll never see a Danish flag on the moon, but... Goddammit, theyre happy."

"[after Cassandra uses her powers on him for the first time] My brain could taste your fingers and they tasted like hate! And where in Gods name is the intimacy coordinator?!"

"[When Wolverine talks about how Deadpool got Human Torch killed] "Poor kid", hes like 50!"

"Alioth is in this thing? From Loki, season 1, episode 5?"

"Im about to lose everything that Ive ever cared about because that hairy thunder-cunt from down under-cunt finally dies, and hes standing right behind me, isnt he?! [to Wolverine] Welcome to the MCU, by the way. Youre joining at a bit of a low point."

"I did not lie, I made an educated wish!"

"[Holding Sabertooths severed head] Behold! The precious head of your queen, Furiosa! I have the Wolverine! I alone control her! You come for me... you come for her!"

"[in a delected scene] Oh, please. You think I havent seen Doctor Ant and the Quantum-verse of Madness?"