Always be polite to strangers...they might end up being your inlaws. — Fred's Head

"Stop trying to understand life buddy-boy, that whats ruins it!"

"Wow!... Have you seen the new revolutionary mascara? It makes your eyelashes so long you can curl them with an iron!"

"Benji made a CD up with eight hours of dance music. Well, its not dance music, I mean its eight hours of music we can dance to."

"You should always see a guy in a bathing suit before you decide to go out with him!"

"My dress is so trendy and totally fizz! I even think it’s still going to be fashionable next week!"

"This is a Vernissage?! I thought it was a nail color exhibition and we got to pick out a color!"