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"Stanley was fat and ugly, and really, really stupid. He probably only got the job because of a family connection; thats how stupid he is. That, or with drug money. Also Stanley is addicted to drugs and hookers."
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"And over here is where I keep reviews of The Stanley Parable. Like this stunning triumph of games journalism: 10 out of 10 from Destructoid.com. James Stephanie Sterling writes, and I quote: "Where so many games that aspire to be more than games end up less than any work of art, Stanley Parable strives, and then succeeds, to be every game ever created." Did you hear that, Stanley? Every game ever created! Thats how grand and all-encompassing the original Stanley Parable was! It was literally every game ever created! It was Skyrim, it was Persona 3, it was all of them!"
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The Stanley Parable is a story-based video game designed and written by developers Davey Wreden and William Pugh. In the game, the player guides a silent protagonist named Stanley alongside narration by British actor Kevan Brighting. As the story progresses, the player is confronted with diverging pathways. The player may contradict The Narrator's directions, which, if disobeyed, will be incorpora
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"Stanley, heres an idea that Im truly fond of. Its never been done before in a video game. This is, in fact, a hole that you can fall down forever!"
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"Go back and look at that fern. Stanley, this fern will be very important later in the story. Make sure you study it closely and remember it carefully.The Stanley Parable: 8 Best Quotes (May 6, 2022), The Gamer"
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"Oh no. Oh god, no, Stanley! Its a collection of reviews from Steam, the online video game distributor! I havent looked at these in years. I cant even imagine whats been collecting down here. Surely these reviews were glowing as well, werent they? "Honestly, I could not be bothered to play this game to full completion. The narrator is obnoxious and unfunny... with his humor and dialogue proving to be more irritating than entertaining." UNFUNNY?! Im not trying to be funny! Im trying to make a serious work of art! I suppose I could write up a handful of gags to insert into The Stanley Parable, but the game is already such a densely layered web of profound philosophical insights that I cant even imagine where Id have the room to stick them."
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"Maybe to you, this is somehow its own branching path. Maybe, when you go talk about this with your friends, youll say: [mockingly] "Oh, did you get the broom closet ending? The broom closet ending was my favourite!"Stylised within in-game subtitles as: "" ... I hope your friends find this concerning."
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"The Curator: "Farewell, Stanley!", cried the Narrator, as Stanley was led helplessly into the enormous metal jaws. [...] And yet, it would be just a few minutes before Stanley would restart the game, back in his office, as alive as ever. What exactly did the Narrator think he was going to accomplish?"
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