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Maybe to you, this is somehow its own branching path. Maybe, when you — The Stanley Parable

"Maybe to you, this is somehow its own branching path. Maybe, when you go talk about this with your friends, youll say: [mockingly] "Oh, did you get the broom closet ending? The broom closet ending was my favourite!"Stylised within in-game subtitles as: "" ... I hope your friends find this concerning."
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The Stanley Parable
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The Stanley Parable is a story-based video game designed and written by developers Davey Wreden and William Pugh. In the game, the player guides a silent protagonist named Stanley alongside narration by British actor Kevan Brighting. As the story progresses, the player is confronted with diverging pathways. The player may contradict The Narrator's directions, which, if disobeyed, will be incorpora

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"Oh no. Oh god, no, Stanley! Its a collection of reviews from Steam, the online video game distributor! I havent looked at these in years. I cant even imagine whats been collecting down here. Surely these reviews were glowing as well, werent they? "Honestly, I could not be bothered to play this game to full completion. The narrator is obnoxious and unfunny... with his humor and dialogue proving to be more irritating than entertaining." UNFUNNY?! Im not trying to be funny! Im trying to make a serious work of art! I suppose I could write up a handful of gags to insert into The Stanley Parable, but the game is already such a densely layered web of profound philosophical insights that I cant even imagine where Id have the room to stick them."
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"Okay Stanley, I dont quite know how to say this tactfully, but its possible that I slightly exaggerated the infinite nature of the hole. Is it a very, very deep hole? To be certain it is! Its an extremely deep hole! I dont want anyone to say that it isnt an astonishingly deep hole - it is! Is it infinite? Well that sort of depends on your definition of infinity. From one perspective the infinite is merely philosophical in nature. Its more of a— [Stanley reaches the bottom] Okay, well good for you, you found the bottom of the hole. You found me out, Stanley. Im a liar and a cheat and youre so clever. Look, I think the issue here is just that youre unusually fascinated by falling. What normal person actually wants to fall infinitely? I figured the hole was as deep as anyone would actually need! Dont you put this on me! Maybe youre the problem!"
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