Atheists and the unchurched undervalue the extent to which they are ge — Dan Henninger

"I think we can all agree with Mr. Henningers flawless logic. If a woman in India marries a snake, gay people in America should have to justify it. But heres where Henninger and I part ways. I dont see gay marriage as a slippery slope down to people marrying snakes. I see marrying snakes as a step up the slope from gay marriage. Hear me out! No! Ive got no problem with people marrying snakes--as long as theyre not marrying gay snakes. We must marry limbless reptiles of the opposite sex. Otherwise its just unnatural."

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"This is a footnote to our gay-marriage discussion. A woman in India last week married a snake. And it was done at a traditional Hindu ceremony attended by 2,000 people. Now, I would like to ask the proponents of gay marriage, which after all violates traditions going back through all of human history, to now absolutely positively guarantee that the next movement is not going to be allowing people to marry their pet horse, dog or cat. And you know what? Given the anything-goes culture we live in, I dont think they can deliver that guarantee."

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