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"Heh-heh!! Greetings, kiddies, and welcome to the first issue of Creepshow, the magazine that dares to answer the question, "Who goes there?"
"Bastards! Damn bugs. Ill get them bugs! I own this damn building. Theres not going to be any more damn bugs! Heads are going to roll. I promise you that! Oh, yes!"

Creepshow is a 1982 American horror comedy anthology film directed by George A. Romero and written by Stephen King in his screenwriting debut. It consists of five segments intercut with a sixth story acting mostly as an opening and epilogue; two of the segments, "The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill" and "The Crate", are based on stories by King, while the others are original material he wrote for
"Heh-heh!! Greetings, kiddies, and welcome to the first issue of Creepshow, the magazine that dares to answer the question, "Who goes there?"
"Heh-heh! Hello again, kiddies... my last story was so grim it even frightened me! So I decided to head for the hills... you know, the other side of the mountain whereas the grass is always greener... heh-heh... which brings to mind another tale..."
"Heh-heh! Well, kiddies, it seems youve caught me moonlighting! Let me tell you, this job is enough to drive ya bugs! The lil suckers hide everywhere! Take it from me, kiddies, youve gotta stay alert, because..."
"Heh-heh! Looks like Richard got himself in over his head, eh, kiddies? No? Well, itll be over his head soon enough, heh-heh! And listen to him laugh! Its enough to drive you crazy! Of course, Ive been crazy for years, so it doesnt really bother me... Ready for some more putrid prose, kiddies? Hee-hee..."
"Heh-heh! Welcome, kiddies! I dont know about you, but Im feeling a bit edgy! Maybe Im still feeling the effects of our last story... or maybe its just because I havent been out in a long time! Thats it! Ive got that boxed-in feeling, heh-heh! Which reminds me of another tale in my lurid lexicon! A little fear fable called..."
"Now thats what I call a twist ending, eh, kiddies? Nate did all the twisting and Sylvia ended... poor old girl just lost her head and went all to pieces... but the worst part came when old Nate blew out Cass and Richards candles... heh-heh... poof!! But why hang around here while my next terror tale awaits?"