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"Even when youre squeaky clean, you can still fall in the mud."
Death to SmoochyBURKE! BURKE, GET BACK HERE!!! — Death to Smoochy
"BURKE! BURKE, GET BACK HERE!!!"
Death to Smoochy
Death to Smoochy
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Death to Smoochy is a 2002 satirical black comedy crime film directed by Danny DeVito and written by Adam Resnick. Starring Robin Williams, Edward Norton, Catherine Keener, DeVito, and Jon Stewart, the film centers on "Rainbow" Randolph Smiley (Williams), a disgraced former children's television host who attempts to sabotage his replacement, Sheldon Mopes (Norton), and his character, Smoochy the R
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"[to a baby, after framing Sheldon] Hello, little nipple-nibbler. The rhinos a Nazi!"
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"You better grow eyes in the back of your fucking head, you horned piece of shit, because Im not gonna sleep until worms are crawling right up your foamy rubber ass! Im going on a safari, motherfucker! SAH-FAR-I! [makes an elephant noise]"
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"[after getting egged] Ive been shot! Im bleeding! Salmonella! Youre a lawyer! Thats salmonella!"
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"[after being assaulted by Tommy and her henchmen] All right, you spudsucking fucks! Im suing your Riverdance ass! [heavy Irish accent] Im gonna send you all the way back home, eh?!"
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"[Smoochy holds up a penis-shaped cookie made by Randolph] What are you, blind? Its a cock! Its not a rocket, you dumb fuck! Its a cock! Look. Its a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! Its a big stiffy! Yeah, its a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Dont you see that? Its Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. Its made from dil-dough."
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