"Danielle: [Jim has Ambers dildo while under the bed] Johnny West is missing."
American Pie 2 is a 2001 American sex comedy film directed by James B. Rogers and written by Adam Herz and David H. Steinberg from a story by Herz. A sequel to the 1999 comedy film American Pie, it is the second film in the American Pie series and stars Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth, Alyson Hannigan, Chris Klein, Natasha Lyonne, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Tara Reid, Seann William Scott, Mena Suvari, Ed
"[Thinks champagne is being poured onto his head when hes actually being urinated on from the balcony] Thats it, bathe the Stifmeister. Ohhh, Ohhhh thats GREAT! Howd you get it so nice and warm? Oh, I can taste the bubbles! Actually, I cant."
American Pie 2"[Grabbing his crotch] Shake this!"
American Pie 2"Oh, yeah! The Stif-meisters coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls, bye-bye Great Falls, wipe my ass and lick my balls! Its Stifler time, baby! Whoo-hoo-hoo!"
American Pie 2"Where are the fuckin females? Jim, cant you keep your shirt on? Youre scaring the chicks away."
American Pie 2"When a girl tells you how many guys shes slept with, multiply it by three and thats the real number. Didnt you fuckers learn anything in college?"
American Pie 2"Kevin: My brother said by the end of the summer Ill get the big picture, and I see it. No matter what, times change, things are different. But the problem is, I dont want them to be."
American Pie 2