American Pie 2

"Danielle: [Jim has Ambers dildo while under the bed] Johnny West is missing."

"[Grabbing his crotch] Shake this!"

"Tantric, what the fuck is Tantric?"

"Where are the fuckin females? Jim, cant you keep your shirt on? Youre scaring the chicks away."

"When a girl tells you how many guys shes slept with, multiply it by three and thats the real number. Didnt you fuckers learn anything in college?"

"Ladies, I am down with the funky shit."

"Oh, yeah! The Stif-meisters coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls, bye-bye Great Falls, wipe my ass and lick my balls! Its Stifler time, baby! Whoo-hoo-hoo!"

"[When walking past a girl in a short skirt before a lecture] Ooh! Theres little hearts on her panties! Theres little hearts on her panties!"

"[after Finch describes watering a ficus as a "pure tantric moment"] Finch, stay the fuck away from that ficus. That is a jizz-free ficus."

"[answers the phone after awkward situation with Jim and Finch] Stif-meisters palace of love--uh, straight love."

"Where are the fucking females?"

"[Thinks champagne is being poured onto his head when hes actually being urinated on from the balcony] Thats it, bathe the Stifmeister. Ohhh, Ohhhh thats GREAT! Howd you get it so nice and warm? Oh, I can taste the bubbles! Actually, I cant."