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"I took a shower, washing every body part with actual soap, including all my major crevices, including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult-formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I cant seem to find my toothbrush, so Ill pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, Im in good shape. [applies aftershave; pretends to scream]"
