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"Well, you know the old formula: Comedy equals tragedy plus time. And you have been asleep for a while. So I guess its actually pretty funny when you do the math."
Portal 2Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discover — Portal 2
"Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black-box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis. I was able – well, forced, really – to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever. You know, if youd done that to someone else, they might devote their existence to exacting revenge."
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Portal 2 is a 2011 puzzle-platform game developed by Valve for Windows, macOS, Linux, PlayStation 3, and Xbox 360. The retail versions and PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 versions were distributed by Electronic Arts. A port for the Nintendo Switch was released as part of the Portal: Companion Collection in June 2022.
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