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External things are not the problem. Its your assessment of them. Whic — Marcus Aurelius

"External things are not the problem. Its your assessment of them. Which you can erase right now. (Hays translation)"
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Marcus Aurelius
Marcus Aurelius
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus was Roman emperor from 161 to 180 and a Stoic philosopher. He was a member of the Nerva–Antonine dynasty, the last of the rulers later known as the Five Good Emperors and the last emperor of the Pax Romana, an age of relative peace, calm, and stability for the Roman Empire lasting from 27 BC to 180 AD. He served as Roman consul in 140, 145, and 161.

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