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"Hey, dont pee in the water! [Pushes another kid in the water] Hey, dont drink the water, he peed in it!"
"First were going to take an hour meditation break. Then were going to climb that 1000-foot rock face over there with our bare hands and feet. I know you can do it, I have faith in you. But for now, observe the silence of the chi."

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"Hey, dont pee in the water! [Pushes another kid in the water] Hey, dont drink the water, he peed in it!"
"[to Camp MVP member after beating him in naming five American Vice Presidents] You Americans have NO sense of history."
"[Leading a meditation exercise] Repulse the monkey...part the wild horses mane."
"Attention campers, the topic for tonights discussion is, "Liposuction: Option or Obsession."
"[Tony chases Josh down a hill and Josh gets a leg cramp] Congratulations, youve just joined the 76% of Americans who forget to stretch before doing any physical activity."
"Were as good as anybody, its time we started acting like it. First weve got to take control of ourselves before we can take control of this camp. Weve got to get healthy for ourselves. We start respecting ourselves, *no one* can touch us. Thats right, you heard me right."
"As long as you keep getting born, it’s okay to die sometimes."
"The smart way to keep people passive and obedient is to strictly limit the spectrum of acceptable opinion, but allow very lively debate within that spectrum - even encourage the more critical and dissident views. That gives people the sense that theres free thinking going on, while all the time the presuppositions of the system are being reinforced by the limits put on the range of the debate."
"History is a strange experience. The world is quite small now; but history is large and deep. Sometimes you can go much farther by sitting in your own home and reading a book of history, than by getting onto a ship or an airplane and traveling a thousand miles. When you go to Mexico City through space, you find it a sort of cross between modern Madrid and modern Chicago, with additions of its own; but if you go to Mexico City through history, back only 500 years, you will find it as distant as though it were on another planet: inhabited by cultivated barbarians, sensitive and cruel, highly organized and still in the Copper Age, a collection of startling, of unbelievable contrasts."
"As soon as a thought or word becomes a tool, one can dispense with actually ‘thinking’ it, that is, with going through the logical acts involved in verbal formulation of it. As has been pointed out, often and correctly, the advantage of mathematics—the model of all neo-positivistic thinking—lies in just this ‘intellectual economy.’ Complicated logical operations are carried out without actual performance of the intellectual acts upon which the mathematical and logical symbols are based. … Reason … becomes a fetish, a magic entity that is accepted rather than intellectually experienced."
"Our feminist culture at the present moment is completely dependent on capitalism. My grandmother was still scrubbing clothes on the back porch on a washboard!"
"A word of the faith that never balks, Here or henceforward it is all the same to me, I accept Time absolutely. It alone is without flaw, it alone rounds and completes all, That mystic baffling wonder alone completes all. (23)"