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"For a start, lets look at the Grotto itself. By and large these are extremely aptly named, Grot meaning rubbish and Oh being exclamation of disappointed surprise."
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Peter Corey"Fishing is a jerk at one end of a line waiting for a jerk at the other end of a line."
Peter Frederick George Corey was a British writer, actor and comedian. Corey was the author of the Coping With children's book series. He also wrote scripts for television programmes and acted in dramas and soap operas.
"For a start, lets look at the Grotto itself. By and large these are extremely aptly named, Grot meaning rubbish and Oh being exclamation of disappointed surprise."
"Life with a Jolly Parent is a bit like life in a holiday camp. The beds are too small and theres an outbreak of Salmonella every five minutes."
"There are two distinct types of bike: The one you save up for and buy yourself, otherwise known as the Dream Machine , and the one your parents buy for you, otherwise known as the Complete waste of space."
"Its easy to forget you are in debt to the tune of £10, and to a woman who never forgets anything. Crikey, she can even tell you which Coronation Street character was the first one to have their brain removed (Footnote: And not have it replaced by acting talent unfortunately.)"