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"You are a sick freak who should be beaten."
Daniel ToshGod doesnt hate gays. Hes just upset that they found a loophole in the — Daniel Tosh
"God doesnt hate gays. Hes just upset that they found a loophole in the system."
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Daniel Dwight Tosh is an American comedian, writer, and producer. After graduating from the University of Central Florida with a degree in marketing, Tosh moved to Los Angeles to pursue a career in comedy. His career accelerated in 2001 after a performance on the Late Show with David Letterman. He went on to appear in other national shows, leading to his own 30-minute special on Comedy Central Pre
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"Even when I was a kid, my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street. Id be like, "Hey, so I guess Ill see you later," and hes like, "Whatever, queer."
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"I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, Im gonna be pissed."
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"Sometimes, when Im feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, "Hey, at least Im not pregnant."
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"Im all for women who get plastic surgery, because plastic surgery allows you to make your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance — fake... We have shows like Extreme Make-Over. "I dont want to develop a personality, just cut my face! Stretch it and staple it. Now Im happy, or at least I look like it."
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"Im actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having another man around the house..."
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