Harry Dresden: Dont mess with a wizard when hes wizarding! — Jim Butcher

"Spelunking is dangerous enough without adding in anything that could be described with the word "ravening"."

"Harry Dresden: Paranoid? Probably. But just because youre paranoid doesnt mean that there isnt an invisible demon about to eat your face."

"Harry Dresden: Id made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters hearts."

"Harry Dresden: In McAnallys pub and grill, there arent any service people. According to Mac, if you cant get up and walk over to pick up your own order, you dont need to be there at all."

"Harry Dresden: Sometimes I hate having a conscience, and a stupidly thorough sense of honor."

"Harry Dresden: Santa is a much bigger and more powerful faery than Toot, and I dont know his true name anyway. Youd never see me trying to nab Saint Nick in a magic circle even if I did. I dont think anyone has stones that big."