I am having a bad day! The worst damn day of my whole damn life! If it — 28 Days

"You know, your carpet is filthy. And I only bring that up because carpet grits responsible for a lot of major health problems. And thats the last thing that you need around here."

"[After crashing into Lilys wedding cake and ruining it] Dont worry, Ill replace it. Okay?"

"Oh, so our therapist today is a very large, smelly, beast of burden."

"Yeah, I know I drink a lot, I know I do because Im a writer and thats what I do, I drink. Im not like those people out there, I can control myself! I can, if - that - if I wanted to, I could, if I wanted. I can! I can!"

"Um, hey, um, listen, about the um, about that uh, jail thing... I-I-I- I cant. I-I I cant go. Um, uh, well, not because I dont want to go, but, um, it, uh, oh God, my hands, you know, they just keep doing that. Thats not normal. I just-- theres something wrong with my hands-- um, well, with me. Cause, uh, what kind of person just jumps out of a- what kind of person jumps out of a window, you know? Because she cant sit still, you know? And be alone and, you know, in a room, without-- You know a person should be able to just be alone, right? You know, human beings should be able to just breathe. I cant breathe. And I feel that I think I know-- I think I know that if I go to jail... like this, you know, Ill die, and, uh, I dont wanna die."

"[Betty is confiscating inappropriate items from Gwens bag] An eyelash curler? And what am I going to do with that? Stab myself? Curl my tongue to death?"

"Be the change that you wish to see in the world."

"we are engaged in a grim experiment never before attempted. We are subjecting whole populations to exposure to chemicals which animal experiments have proved to be extremely poisonous and in many cases cumulative in their effect. These exposures now begin at or before birth and-unless we change our methods-will continue through the lifetime of those now living. No one knows what the result will be, because we have no previous experience to guide us."

"pity this busy monster, manunkind, not. Progress is a comfortable disease: your victim (death and life safely beyond) plays with the bigness of his littleness"

"I believe that the unity of man as opposed to other living things derives from the fact that man is the conscious life of himself. Man is conscious of himself, of his future, which is death, of his smallness, of his impotence; he is aware of others as others; man is in nature, subject to its laws even if he transcends it with his thought."

"“We need brains, is the bottom line,” Ivy said. “We’re not hunter-gatherers anymore. We’re all living like patients in the intensive care unit of a hospital. What keeps us alive isn’t bravery, or athleticism, or any of those other skills that were valuable in a caveman society. It’s our ability to master complex technological skills. It is our ability to be nerds. We need to breed nerds.”"

"I have been clinically depressed for most of my life. I once used drugs to fix it. Then I stopped. I stopped because I decided they were making me stupid, and Id rather be miserable than stupid. I am what I am."