I could use some new boots. [when Duke encounters a mutant crocodile] — Duke Nukem

"Why so serious?" (From the Dark Knight.)"

"My boot, your face; the perfect couple."

"Now this is a force to be reckoned with! (after discovering Luke Skywalkers corpse hanging upside down] (reference to Dark Forces)"

"What are you waitin for? Christmas? (after the player has been away from keyboard for a while) (reference to Christmas)"

"Hey! Get your ass out off stage and bring me back my chicks! (to a male stripper)"

"Seriously, a nut-less monkey can do your job (Reference to Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder.)"

"Even if we end terror and even if we eliminate tension, even if we reduce arms and restrict conflict, even if peace were to come to the nations, we would turn from this struggle only to find ourselves on a new battleground as filled with danger and as fraught with difficulty as any ever faced by man. For many of our most urgent problems do not spring from the cold war or even from the ambitions of our adversaries. These are the problems which will persist beyond the cold war. They are the ominous obstacles to mans effort to build a great world society--a place where every man can find a life free from hunger and disease-a life offering the chance to seek spiritual fulfillment unhampered by the degradation of bodily misery."

"We were standing where there was a fine view of the harbor and its long stretches of shore all covered by the great army of the pointed firs, darkly cloaked and standing as if they waited to embark. As we looked far seaward among the outer islands, the trees seemed to march seaward still, going steadily over the heights and down to the waters edge."

"Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily."

"Necessità l ci nduce, e non diletto."

"Gentlemen look on this wonder, Whatever the bids of the bidders they cannot be high enough for it, For it the globe lay preparing quintillions of years without one animal or plant, For it the revolving cycles truly and steadily rolld. In this head the all-baffling brain, In it and below it the makings of heroes. (7)"

"Roaming in thought over the Universe, I saw the little that is Good steadily hastening towards immortality, And the vast all that is calld Evil I saw hastening to merge itself and become lost and dead."