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"Keanu Reeves: (In The Merchant of Venice) Hath not a dude eyes? If you prick us, do we not get bummed? If we eat bad guacamole, do we not blow chunks?"
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"I did it! Oh, Im a doc, a happy sneezy doc! (Yawns) Ooh, Im a sleepy happy sneezy doc. If I dont get to bed, Ill be a grumpy dopey sleepy happy sneezy doc. (Pause) Bashful."
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The Critic is an American adult animated sitcom revolving around the life of New York film critic Jay Sherman, voiced by Jon Lovitz. It was created by writing partners Al Jean and Mike Reiss, who had previously worked as writers and showrunners on the third and fourth seasons of The Simpsons. The series was animated by Film Roman and 23 episodes of The Critic were produced. The show was first broa
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