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"The entire priesthood was sitting around it and watching it carefully, in case it did anything amusing or religious. (p. 80)"
"I want to be a eunuch, sir," Eric added."

Eric, stylized as Faust Eric, is the ninth Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett. It was originally published in 1990 as a "Discworld story", in a larger format than the other novels and illustrated by Josh Kirby. It was later reissued as a normal paperback without any illustrations, and in some cases, with the title given on the cover and title pages simply as Eric.
"The entire priesthood was sitting around it and watching it carefully, in case it did anything amusing or religious. (p. 80)"
"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. Its the difference between using a feather and using a chicken. (p. 4)"
"‘I thought you were stuffed, said Rincewind."
"Rincewind gave his fingers a long shocked stare, as one might regard a gun that has been hanging on the wall for decades and has suddenly gone off and perforated the cat. (p. 44)"
"He decided to try the truth again. It was a novel approach and worth experimenting with. (p. 105)"
"You could always tell a wizards robe; it was bedecked with sequins, sigils, fur and lace, and there was usually a considerable amount of wizard inside it. (p. 13)"