If Microsoft ever does applications for Linux it means Ive won. — Linus Torvalds

"Do you pine for the nice days of minix-1.1, when men were men and wrote their own device drivers?"

"Portability is for people who cannot write new programs."

"And whats the Internet without the rick-roll?"

"Is "I hope you all die a painful death" too strong?"

"This whole ARM thing is a f*cking pain in the ass."

"In short: just say NO TO DRUGS, and maybe you wont end up like the Hurd people."