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"Lemme tell you something about Steve King: Steve King wishes he could write like me. And Ive sold way more books than him, but nobody ever talks about that! [Zach: Okay.] WAY MORE BOOKS!"
Goosebumps (film)It doesnt work unless its a real Goosebumps story, with twists and tur — Goosebumps (film)
"It doesnt work unless its a real Goosebumps story, with twists and turns and frights. Not to mention some personal growth for our hero."
Goosebumps (film)
Goosebumps (film)
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Goosebumps is a 2015 American horror comedy film based on R. L. Stine's children's horror novel series of the same name. Directed by Rob Letterman, with a screenplay by Darren Lemke, the film stars Jack Black as a fictionalized and exaggerated version of R. L. Stine, who, alongside his teenage daughter, collaborates with his new neighbor on saving their hometown after all the monsters from the Goo
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"[in response to being called a dummy] Who are you calling "dummy"... dummy?! [sees Stine reaching for his manuscript] Youre trying to put me BACK IN?!"
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"[introduces himself to a classroom] Hello. Ahem. My name is R. L. Stine, and I will be your new English teacher, cause Mr. Boyd is still recuperating from injuries sustained in a mutant insect attack. Now, every story ever told can be broken down into three distinct parts: the beginning, the middle... and the twist."
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"[throws a book] That ones a real page-turner. [drives away and laughs]"
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"Youve made Slappy very unhappy. Hes not going back on the shelf ever again. [burns the manuscript] I think its time I started pulling the strings in this relationship. Tonight is gonna be the best story youve ever written. All of your children are coming out to play! [laughs]"
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"You had to pick Abominable Snowman of Pasadena. You couldnt have picked Little Shop of Hamsters."
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