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"It plays like somebody said, "Hey, make a horror game!" And somebody else said, "Okay, what about?" "Ive just told you, about horror." "No, I mean, what happens in it? Whats the context? What are the major themes you want to work with?" "Horror, horror, and horror! Jesus Christ, just do it! Why are you so difficult to work with?" And so the result is this undisciplined mishmash of horror set pieces and imagery barely justified by a toilet-tissue-flimsy plot, populated entirely by stock characters."
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