Its like you give men what they want and they dont want it anymore. — She-Devil

"Mary Fishers mother had been enjoying a long, untroubled sleep. It was time to wake her up."

"Ute: Fuzzy has just shit all over the carpet!"

"Mary Fisher, I hope your pink palace crumbles into the sea. I hope your delicate white skin breaks out in hives and your shiny blonde hair falls out at the root!"

"[Referring to her clients] All these women needed was a little support and encouragement to turn their lives around. They would become my own personal army, ready for action when I needed them."

"Its picture time! [sets Olivia on the Xerox machine]"

"Bobs mother: Is it that time of the month?"