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"Hey, dont pee in the water! [Pushes another kid in the water] Hey, dont drink the water, he peed in it!"
"Jerry Stiller - Harvey Bushkin"

Heavyweights is a 1995 American comedy film directed by Steven Brill and written by Brill with Judd Apatow. It stars Tom McGowan, Aaron Schwartz, Shaun Weiss, Tom Hodges, Leah Lail, Paul Feig, Kenan Thompson, David Bowe, Max Goldblatt, Robert Zalkind, Patrick LaBrecque, Jeffrey Tambor, Jerry Stiller, Anne Meara, and Ben Stiller, and follows a fat camp for kids that is taken over by a fitness entre
"Hey, dont pee in the water! [Pushes another kid in the water] Hey, dont drink the water, he peed in it!"
"First were going to take an hour meditation break. Then were going to climb that 1000-foot rock face over there with our bare hands and feet. I know you can do it, I have faith in you. But for now, observe the silence of the chi."
"Attention campers, the topic for tonights discussion is, "Liposuction: Option or Obsession."
"[Leading a meditation exercise] Repulse the monkey...part the wild horses mane."
"[to Camp MVP member after beating him in naming five American Vice Presidents] You Americans have NO sense of history."
"Were as good as anybody, its time we started acting like it. First weve got to take control of ourselves before we can take control of this camp. Weve got to get healthy for ourselves. We start respecting ourselves, *no one* can touch us. Thats right, you heard me right."