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"[walking into Chapman Academy] Look at this place. Its Princeton for preschoolers."
"Jimmy Bennett – Flash/Tony"

Daddy Day Care is a 2003 American family comedy film starring Eddie Murphy, Jeff Garlin, Steve Zahn, Regina King, and Anjelica Huston. Written by Geoff Rodkey and directed by Steve Carr, it marks Murphy and Carr's second collaboration after Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001). The plot follows two fathers who start a child day care out of their home after they are laid off from their corporate jobs.
"[walking into Chapman Academy] Look at this place. Its Princeton for preschoolers."
"[after realizing that he has painted glue on his face instead of face paint] Thats not paint! Its glue! [screams in horror along with Jamie]"
"THIS STUFF - IS NOT FOR SALE! [throws down his magazine]"
"If you dont stop it with that Star Trek stuff, Im gonna push you in that sticker bush."
"Eddie Murphy – Charlie Hinton"
"[while leading Miss Harridan into his house] Is there anything I can get you to drink? Coffee, tea, water, eye of newt?"